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Random Amusing Quotations

"Your clit's like the Energizer Bunny." -- Ed

"Geez, you've got an afterglow like Chernobyl." -- Ed

"I feel like a butter churn." -- Ed (you can guess who was on top that night!)

"You make me go all gooey inside. And sometimes outside." -- Ed

"We all have our leanings. I just lean toward everything!" -- Gus

"That Romana site broke my brain!" -- Al

"I never wanted a blowjob from Homer Simpson before, but now . . ." -- Al, on seeing the picture on Creamsicle on January 24, 2006.

"Did my pussy just run into you?" -- Psychosexuals 2, perhaps the oddest line I've ever heard in a porn film

"This thing looks like it belongs on the Jolly Green Giant." -- San Francisco Lesbians, Volume 1, about a zucchini (shortly before it was used as a sex toy)

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